Time to get to twerk with Grace and Sam as we discuss something incredibly BBW booty-centric. A story about three... well-endowed women in a twerking contest, Bloated Beach Bunny Butts reads like it's one part fairy tale and one part sports success story.

Also there's a couple of burps this episode, Sam slammed a Dr. Thunder before recording, sorry.

After multiple technical difficulties Gavin has decided to introduce newer fans to an older episode, one from the crunchier days of The Red Light Library. Listen in amazement as we review without pop filters or pre-existing knowledge of the story we're talking about.

Gavin's accents still suck as hard today though.

Hop in the minivan as Gavin is joined by good friend Kaila to talk about a book with a kink so out-there Jackie refuses to read it. We're talking a surprisingly fun read about unbirthing, pregnancy, being a dick to pregnant women, and being nice to pregnant women. Join us, won't you?

This week we've sniffed out a book about people getting turned on by mucus. Snot starts flying and Jackie is rightfully uncomfortable as we dive into this pile of phlemmy goodness.

Turns out when you write erotica about memes, even when you can write worth a damn, it's not always entertaining. Jacquie and Gavin end Dinosaur Month with a questionable choice and a shorter episode than normal. Hell has indeed frozen over.

I can't write a good description for this episode as there really isn't anything I can say without spoiling it. The story we cover is stupid, poorly-written, and disgustingly flippant on violent subjects. Also Stan is back.

Welcome to Dinosaur Month! I mean, they're technically extradimensional reptiles that resemble Utahraptors but c'mon, close enough for comfort.

Take a break from celebrating your country's independence to listen to us lose our minds reading a parody erotica about two future presidents' budding bromance in college. This story is way better than it has any right to be.

Once again Grace has been summoned to assist in reviewing some smut, except this time the author has challenged us specifically! You're in a for a hell of a good time.

Story: Picked Up By The Demon President –  (Purchased)

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Strap in as Gavin digs up an emergency co-host from the forgotten Red Light Laboratory in the basement and subjects her to a story about the worst scientist ever. That's right, we're doing tentacle porn.