Grab your credit cards and don your most expensive suit, it's time to tackle our first story dealing with everyone's favorite mommy porn trope: an innocent woman being screwed by a billionaire!
We're back from an unplanned hiatus to review the single most "problematic" story we've encountered so far. A doe-eyed sexless woman moves to NYC only to stumble into a life-changing lesbian dance club. There is a trigger warning for 42 seconds of audio dealing with assault and it will ruin applesauce for you. I'm not even joking.
Take a deep breath and dive in with Jackie and Gavin as they descend into the depths of a cheese-cutting gay romp. Farts. There's farting. A lot of it.
Psych! Oh, what a good April Fool's gag we just pulled on you, actually releasing a not-joke episode two days before April Fools. Ah, we slay ourselves. Oh yeah, we're reviewing an erotica about a straight guy and some trans ladies doing the dirty. It's hilarious and needs a few hours of copy-editing.
Descend into the RLL basement as we boot up some old computers and play adult interactive fiction games (aka: porn text adventures). Today we launch the series with a free public pilot playing Stacked Justice by beanbean. It's about a massive pervert trying to bone his way to saving the world. Outro music: Terra Firma by Retroman (Osman.)
Strap on your buckled hats, it's time for a St. Patrick's Day themed erotica review! Gavin and Jackie strap on their worst Irish accents to dive deep into Angelica Siren's hilariously green-tinted sex romp.
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Strap on yer sexiest eyepatch and don your most arousing of peg legs, because Head Librarians Gavin and Jackie are taking their reviews to the high seas with Miranda Burns tale of a floating gangbang. Music: "ZigZag" and "Chill Wave" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
Join hosts Gavin and Jackie as they open the doors of the Red Light Library to the public and chase away an unseasonably warm winter by reviewing a winter-themed erotica. Unfortunately they stumbled across Snowballin. Originally uploaded February 14, 2017 but iTunes and Soundcloud decided to be rude Music: "ZigZag" and "Chill Wave" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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