Join Gavin and Grace as they try to describe the first story they've encountered that was so poorly written they couldn't actually finish it. What was supposed to be a fun sci-fi romp quickly turns into a rambling story told by a toddler high on nitrous oxide.

When a hypnotherapist encounters a patient haunted by a menacingly sexual spinoff of the Slenderman, things get spooky (and occasionally sexy). Join scare-hunters Gavin and Jackie as they crack open this genuinly creepy horror story and find some unexpected comedy, sex, and heartwarming moments.

Jackie almost cried at one bit, don't tell her I told you that.

The spooks keep on coming as Halloween month nears its climax and we review a g-g-ghost story! Join Gavin and Jackie and they review a piece in which an intrepid ghost hunter tries to get to the bottom of a sex ghost haunting a B&B, only to find he's more of a top...

In which Jackie and I talk about four books we're not reviewing. Several are dumb, one we just got bored of while reviewing, it's a big mystery as to what grabs our attention sometimes.

Also don't forget dem sweet Audible ads, I'll keep doing 'em until you sing up daggumit.

Swingin' author Cooper S. Beckett drops by the podcast to discuss his newest book Approaching the Swingularity as well as his writing process, the swinging community, and one particularly bullshit Amazon review.

We kick off Hallow-tober (Oct-ween?) with a little piece of erotica about everyone's favorite 1970s "we have no time or money" costume: a mummy!

Find out what happens when a chick from Ohio digs into a pyramid and wakes up King Tut (but big and sexy, not all tiny and the product of incest like real life).

Join Gavin and Sam on the inaugrual episode of a monthly side-series in which the Red Light Library denizens review a book-length erotica for your entertainment. This month we discuss the astounding second fictional novel Approaching the Swingularity by Cooper S Beckett.

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What a creepy book indeed. Sam and Grace join me in reviewing a short story that takes the standard schoolgirl punishment fetish a bridge too far.

Then I takes it a dam too far, then a suspension bridge too far, then it flings itself into the Too Far Ocean. Pro tip: Never write erotica in the second person.

In a sassy bonus episode we poke fun at a manipulative book that, in fact, contains ZERO references to the Trailer Park Boys show. Sam and I grab a bottle of wine and go to town on this sticky a-hole of a book.

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Jackie's back and we're celebrating with a particularly corny (sorry) pulp sci-fi novel from Tabatha Houston. A sci-fi actor basically embodying a female Captain Kirk is tasked with solving puzzles on mysterious alien spaceships to get cool tech that advances the human race. What will she do upon discovering the ship's power requires sexual energy to run?

Well, it's obvious, but I won't spoil it for you just yet.