Time to do some farmer's kegels and push-downs, it's 2018 and time to hit the gym. And by the gym I mean listen to Gavin and Sam review a fundamentally broken story about a trainer who gets flexin' with a vague Asian woman.

Story: My Dirty Gym part 2 - Clarissa Price (Purchased)

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Story: Bug-Size Boyfriend - Mac Rome (Purchased)

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Want to have some Star Wars fun but completely avoid spoilers for the new movie? Join Gavin, Sam, Ash, Kaila, and Jackie as they review a book that's been on the back burner since March. It's got poop, it's got Luke/Leia incest, it's got Chewbacca onomatopoeia, it's got Def Leppard. What more could one ask for?

Story: Star Wars: A Nude Hope: An Erotic Adventure- Tom Rankin (Copy available free online)

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We've moved! Join Gavin (with a cold) and Sam in reviewing yet another sleazy Xmas tale. Continuing the trend of Santa engaging in intercourse with suspiciously young-looking "totally legal" women... here's a story in which St. Nick brings some St Dick to a lady who's lost the Christmas Spirit.

We return to the Molly Coddles well for another delightfully wacked-out story with inventive language. This time Gavin brings Jackie along for the ride as they review a story of corporate ladder-climbing and farting... lots of farting.

Story: Office Embarrassment - Molly Coddles (Free review copy)

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Stan picks the perfect time to join the show for his first one-on-one review with Gavin: A story so oddly-written they stumble across trans issues handled more ham-fistedly than the infamous April's Fool.

Story: Online Game - Sarah Serene (Kindle Unlimited)

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In honor of one of the more emotionally-stressful holidays ever, here's a wonderfully fun tingler from the one, the only, Chuck Tingle! Join Gavin (and Jackie over a phone from a remote location) in reviewing this brilliant little piece for a bonus episode :D

Join Sam and Gavin as they review one of the most self-centered protagonists they've come across. It's got twins, it's got DP, it's got more em-dashes than you can shake a stick at -- and it's disappointingly light on Thanksgiving content for a story about Thanksgiving?

Story: I Got Stuffed Like a Turkey - Randi Roman (Kindle Unlimited)

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Join Gavin and Sam (and Jackie as a bystander) as they celebrate No Shave November by reviewing a story all about shaving. It's a second-person story that claims it's written in first person. Also its attempts at depicting a D/S relationship feel like a Reddit roleplay post gone wrong.

Do pay attention to the warning at the beginning, this episode has some audio issues!